Beating A Monster for Three Times
人物:T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 J:沙僧
B:白骨精 B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? 阿弥陀佛,咱们这是在哪儿啊? 孙悟空: Bajie, map! 八戒,地图! 猪八戒: (摸出,递给S)
孙悟空: Look, boss (凑近T)???(T、S一齐转向E) 请看,师父~
唐僧: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures! 八戒!跟你说了你多少次了,别随身带着这些图片! 猪八戒: Oh, boss! Forgive me(伸手拿回) 哦,师父!原谅我、、、
唐僧: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west. 这玩意儿到西天之前我都帮你收着。 猪八戒: But…… 但是、、、
唐僧: Emitofo, nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 阿弥陀佛,色即是空,空即是色。地图?
猪八戒: (递)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so. 这儿呢。恩、、、我们这是到了白虎山啦!哎呀,我肚子饿的走不动了。 孙悟空: Fat Pig! 肥猪!
猪八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will, I will………. 猴头!你要是敢再说这俩字,我就,我就、、、 孙悟空: You will what(凶相)? 你就干嘛?
猪八戒: (软)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 我就帮你抓虱子。 孙悟空: Hm! 恩~
唐僧:(轻咳)Wukong, actually, I am a bit hungry .Could you go to get me some food? 悟空啊,事实上为师也有点饿了,你去给为师找点吃的来吧。 猪八戒: You see , boss is hungry,too! 你看看,师父也饿了吧!
唐僧: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 八戒!别忘了谁吃了我的上一顿饭!
沙僧: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. 可是师傅啊,万一大师兄离开的时候来妖怪了怎么办啊? 唐僧: Em…….It is a problem. Wukong,do you have any idea? 厄、、、这个嘛。悟空,你怎么看?
孙悟空: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) 没问题! 沙僧: This is…..? 这是?
孙悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
电网!我从师父的书上学了电学。我做的这个只要你们呆在里面没人敢碰你们! 唐僧: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more cleaver! Emitofo, knowledge is power! 恩、、、悟空啊,你越来越聪明啦!阿弥陀佛,知识就是力量啊! 孙悟空: Bye!(走) 白白!
唐僧: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 咱们打牌吧!
白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) 恩!恩!电网?你们太幼稚了。 白骨精: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you? 我能加入你们么?
沙僧: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. 不好意思哦美女。我们在玩斗地主~三个人就够了。 白骨精: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 好机会!炸弹! 唐僧: Bomb?(打出) 炸弹?
白骨精: Double King! 王炸!
唐僧: Oh?.I win! Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) 哦~我赢啦!恩、、、美女你太会玩儿了。来来来过来教教我~ 孙悟空: (回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) 呔,妖精! 白骨精: (倒)Ah?? 啊~~~
唐僧: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! 悟空啊!你看看你干的好事!她是我老师啊! 孙悟空: She is a monster! 她是只妖精! 唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸) 胡说八道!
孙悟空: Oh,please don’t…… 哦求你不要~
唐僧:It’s too late!(唱)紧箍咒you run you jump, roll on the ground 太晚了!你跑你跳你打滚~~~
孙悟空: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱头) 不!求你不要~
唐僧: (呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! 悟空啊,我对你太失望了!
白骨精: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) 哈~孙悟空,我要好好教训你! 白骨精:Hello,have you seen my daughter? 你好,你们看叫我闺女了吗?
唐僧: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡) 闺女?没!没看见!
孙悟空: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2) 你这个妖精!
沙僧&八戒: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T) 你还好么,师父?
沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?(伸出一根手指) 看!几根手指头? 唐僧:Two?..(晕乎乎地) 两根、、、
白骨精:Sun Wukong, game is over!(变成B3) 孙悟空,游戏结束了!
白骨精: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) 哦我的闺女!我的老婆!谁干的?!! 孙悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) 我要杀了你!你这个妖精!
唐僧: (想阻止,未及)You, you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! 你!你!你杀了三个人!
孙悟空: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster! 不,他们根本不是人!他们是妖精假扮的!
唐僧: Monster?You are a real monster! Never let me see you, go!! 妖精?你才是个妖精!别让我看见你!去你的!! 孙悟空: (悲,离去)(音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 沙僧: boss, brother Monkey is....... 师父!大师兄他、、、
唐僧: Don't mention that guy any more! 别跟我提那个泼猴!
白骨精: (出现) Ha, ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) 哈哈哈~
唐僧: (惊)You are...... 你是?!
白骨精: How foolish you are , Mr. Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退) 唐大帅哥,你好笨啊~
白骨精: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha...... 我要吃你的肉喝你的血!哈哈哈哈!
孙悟空: (悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later. 一千年以后再说吧!
唐僧: Wukong? 悟空?
八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey! 哦大师兄! 沙僧: Our hero is back! 我们的英雄归来了!
唐僧: I,I can't understand......What happened? 我晕,刚才发生什么了?
孙悟空: Boss, your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
师父,你的智商有待提高啊!这妖精假扮成三个人来骗你! 唐僧: How,how did you find out? 你,你怎么发现的?
孙悟空: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) 、、、猴子的直觉~
唐僧: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) 悟空啊!我错了、、、 孙悟空: What?
神马玩意儿? 唐僧: I'm sorry. 我错了、、
孙悟空: Em? Louder, please? 啥?大点声~
唐僧: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳) 我!错!了! (音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)
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