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秀才:大家好,欢迎收看同福客栈知识竞答,准备好了么
Hello, everyone, welcome to Tongfu Hotle’s knowledge Q and A R u ready? 小贝: yes
秀才:好,请选择格物致知的始作俑者,一朱熹、二、王阳明、三、王重阳、四、王沪生 Ok, please choose the fonder of “gewuzhizhi”. No.1 zhuxi no.2 wangyangming no.3 wangchongyang no.4wanghusheng 白:王沪生谁呀?
Who is wanghusheng?
秀才:答案不够现凑的。Just as a stopgap 请选择Please choose
小贝:额、我想向场外求助 Eh , I need help 秀才:好的,向谁呢? Ok, to who? 小贝:我的亲友团 My realationships. 众人:yeah
小贝:就你好了 You, please. 白:啊呀。 Ah ? ya
秀才:好的,时间三十秒。从现在开始。 Ok, 30 seconds, from now on.
白:额,关于这个格物致知啊, 哈,我建议你买一样东西。然后你仔细的观察,在观察的同时……
Eh, to say gewuzhizhi, ha, I advice you to buy something, and then, you watch this carefully, and while you watching ….. 秀才:时间到 Time’s up 众人:啊? Ah?
小贝:额,我选四,王沪生。 Eh , I choose no.4 wanghusheng 秀才:确定么? R u sure?
小郭:确定一定以及肯定。Suer and ensuer and very sure.
秀才:没你的事,一边去。 None of you business . stay away 不改了么。 Change it? 小贝:不改了。 No.
秀才:唉,传奇录你们看过没有? Ai, have you ever read 传奇录? 众人:恩,没有。 En, no
秀才:象山全集呢? What about xiangshanquanji? 众人:额、也没有。 En, never 秀才:都没看过呀? Neither?
众人:额,没有。 En, neither.
秀才:哈哈哈哈哈哈,太可悲了。一群白痴。 Hahahahahah , pityful. Idiots.
小郭:呵呵呵呵呵呵,那是,谁有您博学呀。
Hehehehehe, yes, nobody knowledgeable than you. 掌柜:呵呵呵呵,啥书都看过,就是中不了~~~~~举。
Hehehehe , read every books, but just can’t be ~~~~selected. 众人:哈哈哈哈哈 Hahahahahaha .
秀才:我本来就没想中。 I’m not intend to that. 众人:恩? En?
秀才:我读书就是为了获取知识。 I read book just to learn knowledge. 白:呵呵,知道那些乱七八糟的知识有啥用啊。
Hehe , what to do with all of you sixs and sevens knowledge. 秀才:当然有用了。子曰:知识就是力量。
Of course, once a sage said : knowledge is power. 掌柜:哪个子? Which sage. 秀才:培根子。 Bacon sage. 掌柜:哪个朝代的? Which dynsity. 秀才:britain
掌柜:哦,也就是说britain的培根子说,你是咱们同福客栈的最有力量的人。
Oh, that’s to say, britain’s bacon said, you are the most powerful man in out tongfu hotel.
秀才:某种意义上,是的。 Sometimes, I am.
小郭:那就给咱展示一下吧,恩? Then, show us, en?
秀才:展示什么呀?Show what ?
小郭:知识的力量啊。 来呀来呀,小样儿。
The power of knowledge, come on come on, sweetheart. 秀才:无知,无知。 Rideculous
掌柜:小贝,回屋读书去吧。 Come and study.
老邢告诉老白姬无命逃出来了。 白(急):赶紧走赶紧走 run, run away.
pick up things that are necessary, and then we should run away as possible as we can! 掌柜:去哪呀To where?
白:姬无命逃狱了Jiwuming escape from the prison! 小贝:唉,逃就逃呗,他要是再敢来,我就再给他一闷棍。
Ai…If he dares to come, I will hit him on his head.
白:然后我就给你收尸,他武功深不可测,上次不是因为被我点了穴,你们谁能治得了他。
Then I just need to wait for your body. Nobody knows how strong he is. If there was not a exception for him, we would not have the chance to speak here today.
掌柜(面露紧张):那咋办呀 Then what we should do ,now? 白:赶紧收拾东西,准备跑路。
We can do nothing except run away as soon as possible. 掌柜:小贝,不要再写了,去通知一下秀才他们,快点快点。
Xiao Bei ,there is no point to study ,you ,now inform others.
(秀才进)
小贝:秀才来了,我去通知他们啊。
Okay,Xiucai is coming ,now I will go to inform them! 秀才:你们好 hello
掌柜:你好你好。Hello hello.
秀才:我这次来啊,主要是想着重阐述一下,为什么说知识就是力量。
Em,I come to make you know why I say knowledge is power! 掌柜(摔掉手中的书):没看见我们正忙着么,去找小郭阐述去。
Don’t you see we are busy? Translate it to Xiaoguo! 秀才:那不行,她会攻击我的 No. She will hit me.
老白:(放下手中东西,指着秀才)你再不走,我也攻击你啊。
If you don’t go ,I will hit you,too. 秀才:君子动口不动手
It is better to say than do for a gentleman. 掌柜:(把秀才向门外推)他不动我动。
If he don’t, I will.
秀才: 哎哎,你们怎么都这样啊,难道真理就那么难以接受。难道武力就能解决问题啊。 AI…why are you all like this. Is it every difficult to accept the truth. Only force can solve problems?
掌柜:(收拾手中的手饰)好好好,你说。你倒是说呀。
Ok ok ok, say it! You say it!!! 秀才:那得从任何宇宙的关系开始讲起的
It will begin with the relationship between the universe and the human being. 白:哎呀,太精彩太震撼太有说服力了,唉,枕头带不带啊。
Ah , Excellent! Beautiful ! meaningful ! Well, take the pillow? 秀才:那你们前面干嘛还笑话我呀。
Then ,why you were laughing at me? 掌柜:那是因为我无知,诶,我的镜子呢。 It is our ignorance .Where is my mirror? 秀才:您还知道自己无知啊。
You know you are ignorance.. 白:不仅无知,而且不以为耻反以为荣。 Not only that, but also take it as glory. 秀才:(疑惑)你们 you?
掌柜:我们,我们是禽兽,是败类。先凑合一下,快一点,路上在收拾吧。 We , we are stupid ,monisters ! quickly. Pack them on the way. 秀才:你们 you…
白:我们是罪人,是耻辱,是你的绊脚石行了吧。 这个你带着吧。
We are crime, shame, we are you stumbling stone. Will you take this?
秀才:知耻而后勇,你们还是有希望的。只要多读书,读好书
After knows the shame but to be brave, it seems that you are good. If you read more books, read good books……
(玻璃声)
秀才:哎哎哎,我还没说是啥书呢。 Aiaiai , I haven’t say what books.
姬无命:哎等等 ai, wait. 白:怎么了。 What?
姬无命:不对劲啊。 Anything wrong.. 白:咋了。What?
姬无命:我见过你么 have I ever seen you? 白:没有啊。 never
姬无命:你贵姓啊。 You name please. 老白:姓周。 Zhou
姬无命:我为啥觉得我跟你这么熟呢。 Why I feel so familiar with you?
白:那主要是因为我没皮没脸,自来熟,兄弟,这样,您在这慢慢想,我出去转转。
做饭去,做饭去。 That’s because, I have a overly familiar…ok, my brother, you go on ,I take a walk..
Cook the meal.
众人决定用亲情来感化。
老白:后院有个丫头片子,那是你闺女。
She’s your daughter.
姬无命:那我得看看去。 Then I want to see her.
掌柜:不行。孩子小、怕生。 No way, she is too young to see strangers. 姬无命:怕啥生呀,我是她爹呀。 Why , I am her father.
老白:那,你想好跟他说什么了么 then, do you know what to say to her?? 姬无命:那还不好说。 That’s easy.
爹,我回来了。 Dad ,I come back.
不对呀,我爹回来了。 No, my dad comes back.
还不对呀,爹你回来了。 No, dad, you comes back.
姬无命混乱了。。。
姬无命:你们说,这到底是谁闺女。 Then whose daughter she is on earth?
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