新守株待兔英语话剧剧本

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搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》

人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。

农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in …… , I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Ipone 6 ！This is my watch!——Rolex .This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this(观众)痒痒挠No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！ [看下表] Oh , It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]

树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台

兔子A：Hello, I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.

[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]

农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]

[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。

兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳,尖叫）What do you want?

农夫：Huh…！I will kill you for lunch!

兔子A： Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]

农夫：Where~ to go Haha!

[农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]

兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！

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树：[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]

[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]

农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]

兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[倒地]

农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子绑到树上。打呵欠]oh ,so tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉]（打鼾的声音）

兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I What happened

树：[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.

兔子A：What! I must leave here! But how can I escape[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Iphone 6 ! Wow,how fashionable ![放回原处。又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，拿起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音：拨电话) Hello？

兔子B：Hello!It’s Jenny.

兔子A：Hey Jenny！

兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!

兔子A：How are you

兔子B：Fine,thank U

兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents

兔子B：They are fine,thank U

兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle

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