但是时过境迁 请让道. 抱歉，或许我没说清楚 这是我们的推车 这上面没有衣服 你又再乱编规矩了 放手 车是我的，我先看到的 好吧，想用这辆车 你就得推着我一起走 我赢了，看见没? 你真是太神奇了 各位，一位脱胎换骨的新女性 多亏了你我才能办到 烘干机里还有衣服? 我没事...没事 你确定没事? 嗯 还疼么? 真是聪明，衣服颜色都一样 我也要这么做 嘿,怎么样啦? 我们把那一对佳人掰成两半 一人一半 真是美丽动人的故事 我已经没事了. 钱德在哪儿? 他需要一点时间疗伤 我自由了… 他应该复原了
106 The One With the Butt [Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.] Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting! Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom... Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud! (The lights dim.) Ross: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen. (The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient.) Joey: well, Eva, we've done some excellent work here, and I would have to say, your problem is quite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.) All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... Opening Credits [Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.] Rachel: God. I feel violated. Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do? Chandler: (staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten o'clock. Ross: Is it? Feels like two. Chandler: No, ten o'clock. Ross: What? Chandler: (sighs and gestures to explain) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock! Ross: Oh. Hel-lo! Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men! Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone. Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.' Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it! Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here. Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years. Chandler: Thank you, buddy. Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys. 106 屁股秀 你们看，是乔伊的照片 真是令人兴奋 你总是能看见 从未在自己作品中出现的某人，注意力强，无畏无惧，就算死到临头也不自觉 标题上的惊叹号，令我有点害怕 这不只是佛洛依德，而是佛洛依德! 安静，奇迹就要出现 伊娃，你今天的表现不错 我得说 你的问题相当清楚 ……^_^； 我感觉自己受到冒犯了 还有其他人感觉,只想剥自己的皮,如果他们还有其他事可做? 罗斯，十点钟 是吗?感觉像是两点 不，十点钟 什么? 一位美女在8，9，10点钟方向 她简直就是仙女下凡 她让我的梦中情人,变得有如矮胖的秃子 过去啊，她旁边没人 对，我该用什么开场白? 对不起,啦啦啦啦之类的 拜托，她只是个人，你罩得住 请告诉我，我配得上她吗? 罗斯，帮我壮壮胆 他这副德行 一辈子都别想把到这种美女 谢了，老兄 但这种美女， 身边总是跟着蹩脚货 你也可以成为其中之一
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