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ÌÀÄ·: What is the assignment? ÇëÎÊ×÷ÒµÊÇʲô?
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Tom: I pick her up downstairs and send flowers every day, but up to now, she doesn’t agree to be my girlfriend.
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Bob: You are lack of some mystery. ÄãÕâÊÇȱÉÙµãÉñÃØ¸Ð¡£
Tom: Does it need mystery when chasing after girls? ÅÝæ¤»¹ÒªÉñÉñÃØÃØµÄ?
Bob: Of course yes, I have three methods of chasing after girl,which are not only economic but also mysterious, do you want to know?
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Bob: Put the prepared breakfast in the girl’s drawer without any word every day and insist on doing this for one or two months, when the girl has been used to the breakfast you prepared, you should stop to afford the breakfast,now she must feel puzzled deeply and ask you for her puzzle, at that time you can tell her the truth and your love. This method is called ¡°Pavlov’s method of chasing after girls¡±.
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Tom: What is the second method? ÄǵڶþÖÖÄØ?
Bob: The second method is ¡°Schrodinger’ method of chasing after girls¡±, which is based on ¡°Pavlov’s method of chasing after girls¡±, but more powerful:whether giving the breakfast to the girl or not, it depends on your coin. This kind of random breakfast makes you become more mysterious.
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Bob: The last method is according to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle£¬either eating the breakfast or nothing but the picture of the breakfast you took. It makes that she is unable to stop even though she wants to.
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Jim: Reading a book, and I have a paper to write and an important test to prepare.
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Jim: I can’t afford to be lazy. ÎÒ¿ÉûÓÐʱ¼äÏдô×Å¡£
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Tom: Every time, before the final exam, I always plan to do many things in my vacation. But I never finish one.
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Jim: You still have time. This is just the beginning of the whole vacation.
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Ann: Do you have some ideas about this title? Äã¶ÔÕâ¸öÌâÄ¿ÓÐʲôÏë·¨Âð?
Lily: I have some obscure ideas. I need some time to make it clear.
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Ann: Me too, so could we make it some time? When is it convenient for you?
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