有关于简单的小学英语笑话

有关于简单的小学英语笑话

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctorexamined him, he said that he was 18.

But John's brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy's family name, so when he saw John's papers, he was surprised.

How old are you? he said. Eighteen, sir, said John.

But your brother was eighteen, too, said the doctor. Are you twins? Oh, no, sir, said John, and his face went red. My brother is five months older than I am. 大五个月

第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。

可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓，所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。 你多大了?军医问。 十八，长官。约翰说。

可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?

约翰脸红了，说：哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。

The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to

15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe

asked the kangaroo, \ they'll build the fence?\

\leaving the gate unlocked. 袋鼠的能力

动物园为刚引进的袋鼠建了一个特殊的八英尺高的围墙。但是第二天早上，人们发现这动物在围墙外面蹦跳着。于是围墙高度增加到十五英尺，但袋鼠还是跑了出来。动物园经理甚感恼火，又叫人把围墙高度加到三十英尺，但袋鼠还是逃了出来。一个长颈鹿问袋鼠：“你认为他们会把围墙建到多高?”

“我不知道，”袋鼠说，“如果他们继续开着大门，可能要修到一千英尺吧。” When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. “Do you take children?” the man asked. “No,

sir,” replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit cards.”

Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and

reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the

spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. \he said. \

warned the officer, \the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.

三位男子在公园的长椅上坐着。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两个在假装钓鱼。他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵，放线，并卷线把鱼抓上来。 一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象，他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。 “喔，认识，”他说，“他们是我的朋友。” “那样的话，”警察告诫说，“你最好把他们从这里弄走。” “好的，警官。”那男子回答说，接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。

A Blind Beggar There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars. After walking a few

steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check if it was genuine. The drunk man, feeling cheated, ran back and snatched the money back,

“You’re gonna die! How dare you cheat me…” The blind man, not

wanting to feel like a cheater, retorted, “Hey man, I’m sorry, I’m just here to replace my friend who really is blind. He went to

the bathroom, and should be right back… Actually… I’m mute.” “Oh, oh, in that case...” whereupon the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.

醉汉和盲人乞丐

在路边一个盲人乞丐戴着墨镜在街上行乞。一个醉汉走过来，觉得他可怜，就扔了一百元给他。 走了一段路，醉汉一回头，恰好看见那个盲人正对着太阳分辨那张百元大抄的真假。 醉汉过来一把夺回钱道：“你不想活了，竟敢骗老子!” 盲人乞丐一脸委屈说：“大哥，真对不起啊，我是替一个朋友在这看一下，他是个瞎子，去上厕所了，其实我是个哑巴。” “哦，是这样子啊!”于是醉汉扔下钱， 又摇摇晃晃地走了……

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