Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too bigto be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar,will you?
儿子爸爸给我一角钱。
父亲儿子你不认为你已经长大了不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)不是吗
儿子爸爸我想你是对的那给我一块钱行吗
A little kid fell in love with another little kid, aschool mate.
Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when theyhave
a crush on someone else in the class, when they’reeight
or ten years old or something like that. So theeight-year-old
kid came back home and asked his father, “Father,is it
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expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked,“How much does it
cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”
有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会
迷恋班上某个人然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸
「爸爸结婚很花钱吗」爸爸说「是啊儿子非常花钱。」儿子又问「要
花多少钱呢」爸爸说「我不知道儿子我到现在还一直在付钱啊」
Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is itinfected? \
yesterday that everything you told me went in oneear and out the other , so I amtrying to stop it.\
“孩子你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵它感染了吗”“没有老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进一个耳朵里出所以我要把它堵在里面。”
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“I'm sorry Madam but I shall have to charge youtwenty dollars for pulling yourboy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why I understand you to saythat you charged only four dollarsfor such work!”
“Yesbut this youngster yelled so terribly that hescared four other patients out ofthe office .”
“对不起夫人为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”“20美元为什么不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的但是你的孩子大喊大叫把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
TWO TeacherWe all know that beat causes anobject to expand an cold cauese it
to contract. Nowcan anyone give me a good example?JohnWell in the summer the days are longand inthe winter the days are short.
老师我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在谁给我举个例子
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约翰嗯在夏天天都长在冬天天都短。
The lecturer on evolution had been going on fornearly two hours. then he started again, and saidhe:\had tails like ababoon, where are they?\
I'll venture an answer, said an old lady. \worn them off sitting here solong.\
教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时他的话题又来了“让我向进
化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴那么现在尾巴到哪里去了”
“我来试试看”一位老太太说。
“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
A man was going to the house of some rich person. Ashe went along the road, he
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saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. Hesaid, \
apples; for the rich man will give me much food; hewill give me very nice food to
eat.\into the dust. He went on and
came to a river. The river had become very big; sohe could not go over it. He waited
for some time; then he said, \rich man's house today, for I cannot
get over the river.\eaten no food that day. He began to
want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad totake them out of the dust and
eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may beglad to have them at someother time.
【译文】 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去当他沿着路走时在路的一边他
发现一箱好苹果他说“我不打算吃那些苹果因为富人会给我更多的食物
他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果一把扔到土里去。 他继续走来到
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