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中央咖啡馆 这没什么好说的 There's nothing to tell! 他不过是我的同事
He's just some guy I work with! 少来了 你们都在约会了
C'mon, you're going out with the guy! 这个男人一定有什么问题
There's gotta be something wrong with him! 他是驼背吗 戴着假发的驼背
So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? 等等 他吃粉笔吗 Wait, does he eat chalk? 我只是不想你
Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙 what I went through with Carl 拜托各位 放松点 这甚至不算是约会 Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. 只不过是两个人出去吃个饭 It's just two people going out to dinner 而且不会上床 and not having sex. 精品文档
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听起来像是和我约会 Sounds like a date to me. 于是我回到了高中学校 Alright, so I'm back in high school, 我站在食堂中间
I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria 然后发现自己全身赤裸 and I realize I am totally naked. 噢 做过那种梦
Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 然后我低下头 看见那里有一部
Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone 大哥大 there.
-那话儿变成了 -没错 - Instead of...? - That's right. -这种梦倒从未做过 -没有
- 《比利 别逞英雄》 70年代反战歌曲 还有个问题
Y'know, here's the thing.
就算我鼓足了勇气 想约个女人出来
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精品文档 不可思议吧 Isn't this amazing? 我这辈子从没泡过咖啡
I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life. -真不可思议 -恭喜你了
- That is amazing. - Congratulations. 既然你现在正进入角色 While you're on a roll
有没有想做个煎蛋卷之类的东西
If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something.. 不过事实上我还不太饿
Although actually I'm really not that hungry... -早安 -早安
- Morning. - Good morning. -早安 -早安 保罗 - Morning. - Morning, Paul. -你好保罗 -嗨 保罗是吧 - Hello, Paul. - Hi, Paul, is it? -谢谢 太感谢你了 -不要这样 - Thank you. Thank you so much. - Stop. 晚点联系 We'll talk later. 谢谢你 Yeah. Thank you. 精品文档
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那还不叫真正的约会 That wasn't a real date?! 那你真正的约会到底要干些什么 What the hell do you do on a real date? -闭嘴 把桌子抬回去 -好啦
- Shut up, and put my table back. - Okayyy! 好了孩子们 我必须上班去了 All right, kids, I gotta get to work. 但如果我不输入那些数字 If I don't input those numbers... 也没什么关系
it doesn't make much of a difference... 你们大伙儿都有工作 So, like, you guys all have jobs? 对 我们都有工作 Yeah, we all have jobs. 这样才有钱买东西 See, that's how we buy stuff. 对 我是个演员 Yeah, I'm an actor. 你演过什么 我看过吗
Wow! Would I have seen you in anything? 难说 大部分范围都挺小的 I doubt it. Mostly regional work. 精品文档
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等下 除非你碰巧看过
Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the 《匹诺曹》的重播
Reruns' production of Pinocchio. \瞧 盖佩多 我是真正的小男孩了\'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'
{\\an3\\fs16\\bord0\\fn微软雅黑\\fad(0,0)\\b0\\pos(374,247)}《匹诺曹》的剧中台词 -别这么侮辱人 -你说得对 对不起
- I will not take this abuse. - You're right, I'm sorry. \我曾是个小木偶 小木偶\
\今天感觉如何
So how you doing today? 睡得还好吧 跟巴瑞谈过了吗 Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? 我无法停止笑 I can't stop smiling. 看得出来 I can see that.
你活像昨晚睡觉时嘴里放了个撑衣架
You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. 我知道 他是那么 I know, he's just so, so... 还记得你和托尼·德马科吗 精品文档
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