有趣搞笑的英语短语.doc

有趣搞笑的英语短语

有哪些英语短语会让你觉得有趣搞笑的?下面是我给大家整理的的相关知识，供大家参阅! 1

1. Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.

2. Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.

3.Please, Paul, pause for applause.

4.“Shall I show you the shop for shoes and shirts?” Shirley said to shelly.

5.Do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?

6.Paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.

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7.I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.

8.A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.

9.It is a fine thing to sing in Spring, I think.

10.Famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.

11.I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of Jazz.

12.In winter the weather in Wales is wild

13.I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

14.Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.

15.Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. 2

1*** Money is not everything. There?s Mastercard & Visa.

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钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

2*** One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3***Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4***Love the neighbor. But don?t get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5***Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个女人。 6***Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

7***The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

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