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Terry, I know I haven't worked here long... 2
...but I was wondering, would it be possible... 3
...if I got a $ 100 advance on my salary? 4
An advance? 5
So that I can spend
Thanksgiving with my family. 6
Every year we ski in Vail, and my father pays for my ticket... 7
...but I've started
this whole independent thing... 8
...which is actually why I took this \ 9
Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart! 10
You're a terrible, terrible waitress. 11
Really, really awful. 12
I hear what you're saying. I'm with you. 13
But I'm trying really hard, and I think I'm doing better. 14
I really do. 15
Does anybody need coffee? 16
The One Where Underdog Gets Away 17
English Subtitles by GELULA & CO., INC. 18
Excuse me, sir? 19
You come in here all the time. I was wondering... 20
...is there a possibility that
you could advance me my tips? 21
That's fine.
Sorry about that spill before! 22
Only 98.50 to go! 23
Did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving? 24
What? No, they're not. 25
The Blymans invited them. 26
You're wrong. 27
I am not wrong. 28
You're wrong. 29
No, I just talked to them. 30
I'm calling Mom. 31
And this from the Cry for Help
Department: Are you wearing makeup? 32
Yes, I am. As of today, I'm officially \ 33
I was thinking you
look more like \ 34
...man/woman.\ 35
What were you modeling? 36
You know those posters for the City Free Clinic? 37
So you're gonna be one of those healthy, healthy, healthy guys? 38 The asthma guy's really cute. 39
Know which one you're gonna be? 40
But I hear Lyme disease is open, so... 41
Good luck, man. I hope you get it. 42
Thanks. 43
You were right.
How can they do this to us? 44
It's Thanksgiving! 45
How about if I cook dinner at my place? 46
I'll make it just like Mom's. 47
Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps? 48
They're not actually supposed to... 49
I'll work on the lumps. 50
Joey, you're going home, right? 51
Chandler, you're still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays?
52
Yes. Every single one of them. 53
- Phoebe, you'll be with your grandma? - And her boyfriend. 54
But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he's lunar. 55
So you're free Thursday, then? 56
Yeah. Oh, can I come? 57
Rach, you still going to Vail? 58
Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop! 59
Only $ 102 to go. 60
I thought it was 98.50? 61
Well, it was, but I broke a cup. 62
Well, I'm off to Carol's. 63
Ooh, ooh, why don't we invite her? 64
Ooh, ooh, because she's my ex-wife... 65
...and will probably want to bring her ooh, ooh, lesbian life-partner. 66
Is Carol here? 67
No, she's at a faculty meeting. 68
I just came by to pick up my skull. 69
Well, not mine, but... 70
Come in. 71
Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum. 72
What's it look like? 73
Kind of like a big face without skin. 74
I'm familiar with the concept. 75
You can just look for it. 76
You guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. 77
You know, you have to take a course. 78
Otherwise they don't let you do it. 79
\
A classic. 80
Actually, I'm reading it to the baby. 81
The baby that hasn't been born yet? 82
Wouldn't that mean you're... 83
...crazy? 84
What? You don't think they can hear sounds in there? 85
You're not serious? I mean... 86
...you really talk to it? 87
Yeah, all the time.
I want the baby to know my voice. 88
Do you talk about me? 89
All the time. 90
Really? 91
We just refer to you
as \ 92
If she's talking to it, I just think I should get some belly-time too. 93
Not that I believe any of this. 94
I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. 95
I'll show you.
This will seem a little weird. 96
But you put your head inside this turkey... 97
...and we'll all talk and you'll hear everything we say. 98
I'd just like to say I'm totally behind this experiment. 99
In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head. 100
- Did you make your money? - Not even close. 101
Forget Vail.
Forget seeing my family. 102
Forget shoop, shoop, shoop. 103
Here's your mail. 104
Thanks. You can just
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