英语幽默笑话精选(12)

这是我在平时的英语学习中见到的自认为经典的英语笑话,他们的语言地道,精炼准确,很适合中小学,高中,大学生自行学习,可背诵,再叙述,熟读等配合学习,希望对大家有所帮助!更多精彩期待中!

He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?"

"Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone."

―我已经反着穿了！‖

[ 2007-07-02 08:00 ]

A woman said to her husband, ―dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?‖

The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, ―I don't think it's necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?‖

His wife was very angry at this. ―How lazy you are!‖ She shouted, ―To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.‖

经典对白--如何拒绝男孩子

[ 2007-06-30 09:26 ]

语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！

Boy: May I hold your hand?

Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Boy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.

Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.

Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book.

Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?

Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.

Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?

Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

哪是麻雀，哪是燕子

[ 2007-06-30 09:17 ]

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

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