英语幽默笑话精选(26)

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Cow on train tracks

[ 2007-05-08 08:30 ]

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

"What's going on?" she yells out the window.

"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.

Within five minutes, however, it stops again.

The woman sees the same conductor walk again.

She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

He's a very smart dog

[ 2007-04-30 08:00 ]

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

"That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film."

The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."

A "mud" marriage

[ 2007-04-28 08:00 ]

这则笑话的韵意在于上司对自己婚姻的比喻，婚姻是一个mixture，而糟糕的婚姻是mud。

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