英语幽默笑话精选(5)

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传教士买鹦鹉

[ 2007-08-27 08:20 ]

A preacher is buying a parrot.

"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.

"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.

"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."

"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"

"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.

推销

[ 2007-08-24 08:05 ]

―Now, Madam,‖ said the salesman after showing his company's products, ―What do you need most at home now?‖

―Money, sir,‖ the woman said with no hesitation.

婚礼

[ 2007-08-23 08:11 ]

Mrs. Jones and her little daughter Karen were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception and all the excitement was over.

Karen said to her mother, "Why did the bride change her mind, Mummy?"

"What do you mean, change her mind?" asked Mrs. Jones.

"Well," said the moppet, "She went into the church with one man and came out with another!"

父与子

[ 2007-08-22 07:56 ]

Father: You know, Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was a very good pupil. In fact, he was the best pupil in his class.

Tom: Yes, Father. I know that. But when he was your age, he was President of the United States.

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