英语幽默笑话精选(8)

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

拳击和赛跑

[ 2007-08-09 17:57 ]

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight."

Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who's also been taught how to box."

Dan: "I'm teaching him how to run, too."

哪只鼠最牛？

[ 2007-07-30 09:10 ]

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

碎杯子的秘密

[ 2007-08-08 11:04 ]

A servant broke a cup. His master was very angry and asked, "How did you break it?"

―Do you really want to know?‖ the servant picked up another cup and threw it onto the ground, ―I broke it like this.‖

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