英语幽默笑话精选(15)

都是―瞎子‖惹的祸

[ 2007-06-26 08:40 ]

A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they do not get any paint on their uniforms.

Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped naked and painted in nude. After about an hour they heard a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" asked one of the women.

"Blind man," came the reply."

Seeing no harm in letting a blind man in, they opened the door.

"Wow, what knockouts!" the man said with surprise. "Now, where do you want there blinds?"

―让我司机回答！‖

[ 2007-06-25 08:32 ]

A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech so many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off."

"Sounds great," the scientist said.

When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on the chauffeur's hat and settled in the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.

"Yes," said one professor. Then he launched into a highly technical question.

The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment but quickly recovered. "That's an easy one," he replied, "so easy, and I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it."

漫画之―晕机袋‖

[ 2007-06-24 11:25 ]

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