英语幽默笑话精选(27)

这是我在平时的英语学习中见到的自认为经典的英语笑话,他们的语言地道,精炼准确,很适合中小学,高中,大学生自行学习,可背诵,再叙述,熟读等配合学习,希望对大家有所帮助!更多精彩期待中!

After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical.

"I guess it was in our stars," he sighed.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Her astrological sign is the one for earth. Mine is the one for water. Together we made mud."

雪球

[ 2007-04-27 08:00 ]

有时候，老外的执著就在于不善于配合你的游戏，而坚持自己的意见。既然是精神和心理方面的评估检测，那么你有假设的权利，我也同样有的。

Although fighting the enemy is considered normal, the Army frowns upon fighting among the troops.

So much so that after one too many battles royal, my uncle was ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation in which he had to endure some odd questions.

"If you saw a submarine in the Sahara, what would you do?"

"Well, I'd throw snowballs at it," he answered.

"Where'd you get the snowballs?" the doctor asked.

"Same place you got the submarine."

What is his occupation

[ 2007-04-25 08:46 ]

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"

Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"

Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"

Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.

Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

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