英语幽默笑话精选(23)

这是我在平时的英语学习中见到的自认为经典的英语笑话,他们的语言地道,精炼准确,很适合中小学,高中,大学生自行学习,可背诵,再叙述,熟读等配合学习,希望对大家有所帮助!更多精彩期待中!

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"

God: "To me, it's about a minute."

The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God: "To me it's a penny."

The man: "God, may I have a penny?"

God: "Wait a minute."

真棒

[ 2007-05-24 08:33 ]

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?

B: Yes, of course.

A: Great! I never could before!

大人物

[ 2007-05-23 08:00 ]

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

打击乐手 v.s. 指挥

[ 2007-05-21 08:00 ]

I was a percussion major when I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept getting things worse.

―When you‘re too dumb to play anything,‖ the professor conducting us sneered, ―they give you a couple of sticks, put you in the back and call you a percussionist.‖"

A friend next to me whispered, ―And if you‘re too dumb to hang on to both sticks, they put you in front and call you a conductor.‖

摩西和耶稣

[ 2007-05-16 08:24 ]

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.

Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".

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