英语幽默笑话精选(29)

Shortly afterwards, his dad came in from the office, complaining of (1) a headache.

―That‘s because it‘s empty,‖ said his bright (2) son. ―You‘d be all right if you had something in it.‖

Girl'name

[ 2007-04-20 08:00 ]

When our daughter was born, we named her Myles after my beloved late (1) father, despite family warnings that the name was too masculine (2).

Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, ―Your name is very special .I named you after my own father (3) because I loved him very much .I know he would be proud of you.‖

Sooner or later

[ 2007-04-19 08:00 ]

―Young man, where do you work?‖ the judge asked the defendant.

―Here and there,‖ said the young man.

―What do you do for a living?‖

―This and that.‖

―Take him away,‖ said the judge.

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