英语幽默笑话精选(22)

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

The first 3 years of marriage

[ 2007-05-29 20:30 ]

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Q: Tennis player Andy Murray recently said that beating an opponent in the Australian Open was tricky because ―him being a lefty makes it tougher‖. Why? Isn‘t it just as hard for a lefty to play a righty?

A: There are few lefties left. So righties play lefties less often than they play righties, and when they do they‘re left right in it. Right?

猜硬币

[ 2007-05-30 08:00 ]

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

与上帝对话

[ 2007-05-25 08:00 ]

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