英语幽默笑话精选(6)

这是我在平时的英语学习中见到的自认为经典的英语笑话,他们的语言地道,精炼准确,很适合中小学,高中,大学生自行学习,可背诵,再叙述,熟读等配合学习,希望对大家有所帮助!更多精彩期待中!

醉酒

[ 2007-08-21 08:01 ]

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interesting in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"

"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, "there's only ONE policeman!"

承诺的结果

[ 2007-08-20 08:00 ]

Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?

Son: I was learning to drive a car.

学法语

[ 2007-08-17 08:34 ]

Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?

Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.

Son: That's great! I'll learn the latter half.

两磅李子

[ 2007-08-16 08:25 ]

Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.

Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?

她是卖糖果的！

[ 2007-08-14 16:41 ]

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.

"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy."

他的耳朵在我口袋里！

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