英语幽默笑话精选(2)

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There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So his friends asked him, "How did you manage to get an 18-year-old girl to marry you, when you're 75?"

An导盲犬帮我看

[ 2007-09-07 09:04 ]

A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.

The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.

The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something." The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."

d the old man replied, "I told her I was 99, so she would marry me quick!"

长寿秘诀

[ 2007-09-06 08:08 ]

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

交换三明治

[ 2007-09-05 08:09 ]

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they took out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them,―You can‘t eat your own sandwiches here!‖The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches

石油

[ 2007-09-04 08:00 ]

Teacher: What do we do with crude oil?

Pupil: Teach it some manners!

历史考试

[ 2007-09-03 08:12 ]

Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination?

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