英语幽默笑话精选(17)

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stopped, staring at each other.

Then the critic said: ―I will never make way for a fool.‖

―But I will.‖ With that Goethe retreated aside.

You lose

[ 2007-06-19 08:00 ]

A smart society woman was sitting next to President Coolidge at a party.

― Oh, Mr President,‖ she said smilingly, ―you are so silent. I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you.‖

― You lose.‖ The President said.

Tit for tat

[ 2007-06-14 08:00 ]

Puccini, the composer of the Opera Madame Butterfly often sent a cake to his director Toscanini at Christmas. One year, he did so as usual, but he suddenly remembered he had had words with that famous director. He was very sorry for it. He was afraid that Toscanini might return it. So he sent a telegram: "Sorry. Cake sent by mistake. Puccini." Soon he received a reply: "Sorry. Cake eaten by mistake. Toscanini."

An unlucky man

[ 2007-06-13 08:28 ]

Once Bernard Shaw was having a walk when some harum-scarum cyclist ran into him and Shaw fell to the ground. The cyclist was very sorry and came off his bike to help Shaw get on his feet. Fortunately Shaw was not hurt. The cyclist apologized to Shaw, but Shaw said, "I‘m sorry that you are unlucky. If you had killed me, you would be known all over the world."

The answering machine

[ 2007-06-12 08:24 ]

中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（Answering Machine),但在北美家庭，几乎家家

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